There’s so much happening on the Bay to Breakers front that I don’t know where to start.

Supervisor Ross Mirkarimi’s Office, along with participants and advocates, have organized a rally and press conference at 11:30am Thursday morning (February 19).  Expect to see neighborhood activists, small business representatives, and members of the Outdoor Events Coalition arguing on behalf of keeping the event as weird as possible.  No one will be defending the out-of-control partiers, the public-urinators, the participants who make a mess of the place and give the race a bad name.  They’ll make the case to save Bay to Breakers, and they’ll probably offer many suggestions to make it better, including registering floats, increasing the number of johns and trash cans, adding recycling bins, increasing enforcement for public drunkenness and public urination, and same-day race registration, among others.  

There are many solutions that ING and the race organizers haven’t considered.  It’s time to have a public conversation about how to keep this important San Francisco tradition safe, clean and fun.

If you’re interested in voicing YOUR opinion, a public hearing will be held on plans for this year’s Bay to Breakers on Thursday, February 26, at 9:45am, at the Office of ISCOTT (Interdepartment Staff Committee on Traffic and Transportation, a division of the SF Municipal Transportation Agency). 1 South Van Ness,  San Francisco, Room 7080.  See you there.

An exciting movement is afoot to save Bay to Breakers from oblivion.

Several groups have organized themselves on Facebook to keep themselves informed about the latest happenings in the movement to save B2B. Many larger groups have merged into one, claiming at least 4600 supporters as of this morning.  They are keeping each other posted with constant news about negotiations, media pieces, contacts with stakeholders.  They are researching the impact of B2B on San Francisco sales tax revenues, staging a mass divestiture from ING. And presumably these 4600+ FB supporters are keeping their powder dry for the moment they are called into action.

In today’s Chronicle, C.W. Nevius made a compelling argument that B2B is an indispensable San Francisco tradition, and that it should be kept as it is – so long as we weed out the drunk idiots and keep folks from trashing the neighborhoods. While Nevius has a reputation for being a suburban fuddy duddy, his column came as no surprise to me. He was a supporter of keeping Halloween in the Castro, arguing for planning the event with more care and common sense.

District 5 Supervisor Ross Mirkarimi has stepped in to negotiate on behalf of the participants. With Mirkarimi’s leadership, this new coalition is in touch with the sponsors, neighborhood groups and city officials to push back against ING.   I’m looking forward to seeing what they can accomplish.

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s ON.

So apparently the forces of sobriety have gripped the last great exemplar of San Francisco’s partying ways: the annual Bay to Breakers run.  ING is this year’s sponsor of the event, and they have announced that B2B will be a dry event this year, with a zero-tolerance policy for floats, nudity and drinking along the route.

It would really be a shame to see the B2B go the way of Halloween in the Castro.  For many Bay Area residents, Bay to Breakers is the one place they feel safe to get their freak on, to try on a different persona than the one they wear every day.  Events like this are also what make San Francisco a highly entertaining place to live and to visit.  Who doesn’t love to see the super-old naked guy running alongside Dick Cheney in an orange prison jumpsuit?

This is sad news for most B2B participants, and not surprising given the sobering trend in the last few years to try to turn San Francisco into Walnut Creek. The powers-that-be have cancelled Halloween in the Castro, they’ve prohibited alcohol at many city events including the Haight Street Fair.  What’s next? No bondage gear on Folsom Street?

To be fair, I understand where ING is coming from. I went to B2B last year, and even I was shocked at just how drunk and sloppy many of the “runners” were.  And at how often I saw participants (all male, of course) urinating on trees and cars.  I was glad I didn’t live within a few blocks of the race, and that it wasn’t my job to clean up the urine, the puke and the empty beer cups along the way.

But ING doesn’t need to throw the beerbong out with the bath water.  Just because (an admittedly very large group of) participants make a mess of the race doesn’t mean you have to ruin the party for those of us who enjoy the revelry responsibly.

There are all kinds of less dramatic solutions to the problem. There is clearly a need for more portable toilets and trash cans along the route.  Organizers can encourage the police monitoring the event to cite the clearly-very-intoxicated for public drunkenness.  There’s no excuse for being so sloppy you can’t stand up.  Once cited, can we get them to scrub the sidewalks of Hayes Valley or the Haight?  That’s what we call karmic justice.

Presumably ING will be spending millions of dollars promoting the B2B event.  Why not include some educational outreach in their advertising budget?  Ask the public to party responsibly, to pack out what they bring in, to “be green” and treat their environment with care.  Treat them like adults and give ’em a chance to get it right.

There are blog posts and Facebook pages dedicated to saving the party.  Some suggest boycotting the event, and others promote partying anyway – they can’t arrest everyone, right?  But rather than asking the neighborhoods to continue to bear the brunt of a day-long outdoor roving fraternity party, why don’t we all pledge to be responsible revelers, and to encourage our friends to do the same?

My friends,

I offer you this daily occasional pointless drivel commentary on life in the Bay Area San Francisco. I’m most interested in sex politics and the underground art scene, especially where they intersect.  My perspective is that of someone who consumes mass quantities of Zinfandel news,  who nearly killed herself while enjoyed running for local office, still thinks Burning Man is the best freaking party in the world a fascinating experiment in intentional community, and finds humor in her own foolishness unexpected places.

I hope I have the attention span discipline to write here often, and really hope it’s worth forwarding to everyone you know reading every once in a while.

I look forward to your mockery feedback.

Alix

Now that I’ve been tagged in at least twenty-five “25 Random Things About Me” notes on Facebook, I’ve made a few observations:

1. Most people can’t think of 25 interesting things to say about themselves, including me.

2. When I posted my 25 things, I tried to come up with things that very few people would have reason to know about me. I thought they were pretty cool. Like the thing about how i got my finger tip chopped off in the 5th grade. Neat!

3. The things most people think are interesting about themselves might just be the most boring.

4. For example: “I have lived in every state that starts with the letter A.” (Fascinating. That tells me so much about you!)

5. “I think Prop 8 should be overturned by the California Supreme Court!” (that’s great! everyone agrees with you on that one).

6. “My favorite color is _______”

7. “I love…” or “I hate…” [insert thing here that lots of people love or hate]

8. The thing about my finger tip being chopped off? Not that interesting. Doesn’t tell you anything about me except that I’m slightly deformed.

9. The most embarrassing thing i wrote in my 25 Things? “I cannot stand chardonnay.” Really? Did i just say that? All that tells you is that I think I have impeccable taste in wine. Ew.

10. My 25 Things tell you that i really like drawing attention to myself. That coloring my hair, being on TV, and talking to celebrities is important to me. I’m not proud of this.

11. Cheers to those of you who put a lot of thought in your 25 Things. Thank you. Even if many of them are not that interesting, your 25 things do tell me a lot about you.

12. For example: Are you a good writer?

13. And did you spend a whole day writing your note, as evidenced by the complete paragraphs attached to each number, with subsections and headings?

14. What KINDS of things did you write about – the origins of your political activism? things that are more about your mother than they are about you? superficial facts, or things that give us a glimpse into you psyche?  I want to know your hopes and fears, quirky habits that tell me Who You Are.

15. Just as interesting: Who did you tag in your note, and how many of those people do I know?

16. Do I know YOU that well?

17. And if I don’t, I’m really flattered that you tagged me. I think it means I’m a person you want to get to know better. Or maybe there’s something in your note that you think would resonate with me and perhaps strengthen our friendship. Cool.

17. Did you number your paragraphs correctly?

19. Did you clearly stretch out your 25 Things by listing a few things twice, stated slightly differently?

20. Or did you have so much to say about yourself that you had to include 28 things? 35?

21. The “25 Things” phenomenon clearly indicates that many of us are craving a deeper connection to our friends through the internet tubes.  In the words of my friend Patty, we are all just yearning to know and to be known.

22. Don’t get me wrong; FB has done a great job of splitting your relationships down to atom-sized memes in the form of pokes and updates, enabling you to keep track of 1360 friends instantly and at the same time. It’s a panacea for those of us who love to network.

23. BUT – it may also have made some of our friendships more shallow because it’s so easy to keep track of someone without even contacting them.

24. I went to dinner with someone the other night who argued passionately that the “25 Things” phenomenon was pointless navel-gazing, that no one is actually out there reading all of these notes.

25. He’s wrong; I’m reading them. Keep em coming.